La Dolce Vita

Pop and pour, pop and pour;

Bring on the comps, it’s for charity.

With each sip my moxie maximizes,

And super sizes

For the coming opportunity.

Hot blonde in jacked up heels

and super short dress;

legs looking immortally long.

Shower me in adulation,

Lady lovely manipulation,

Or at least the Calvin multi print,

wanna put it on?

Let’s go undercover,

And pull a little switch-a-roo.

I’m sure we’ll both fit in.

Only known you for about a minute or two.

Now you’re struttin’ in my wears,

and I’m tugging down your Mexican find.

Trying to cover these assets

Gettin’ all kinds of stares on mine.

You’re damn crazy fun, as were walking in dim lights.

Slip of the hand, slip of the tongue,

Not the sophisticated time I planned.

There was networking and a wife to be found.

But life is now, and I look too young.

Gonna add seven years or so to it,

When this night is done.

In the corner, in the garden,

On the dance floor, on the bar.

Time was fun, but now time to run.

There’s yours, here’s mine, now there’s yours on the floor?

Some tongue, some finger

Sucking from the baby’s god made bottle,

Fresh nectar never tasted so good.

But you’re air, I’m water,

so this is just for the night.

Please don’t give me your number

It will never, ever be this right.

Now put this on and call Fellini to the set.

Ciao bella, arrivederci baby, La Dolce Vita. Who’s next?